Some schmo wisely pointed out last Thursday, we believe it was schmo's night at the Schmuckacabana, that we said something early on about accepting under no circumstances whatsoever submissions of poetry, therefore becoming the biggest hypocrites he'd ever Googled in his schmo life. Yeah; cause a bunch of bisexual cat-lovers are all about their standards.Just for kicks, he called us a bunch of meatheads and took a leak on our shoes. Ah, dentists.
So we're a bunch of hypocrites, and you're a bunch of poets - grab a paper-bag and try not to suffocate; a samurai sword, and hold the onions.
Literature, please, we're begging you. Or else we're gonna have to give you, I donno, money or something.
